Random Hall’s longest continuous resident was…The Milk. The Milk celebrated its 27th birthday on October 20, 2021, having been decomposing gently in the back of the refrigerator since 1994. The Milk even applied to MIT but, sadly, its application curdled. When students returned from summer break, The Milk was declared missing on August 20, 2022. Although stubborn hope remains, it is most likely ill-advised.